52 carved .com names from bastard
Expanded from bogus — top 20 shortest
Expanded from fake — top 20 shortest
Expanded from mongrel — top 20 shortest
Expanded from phoney — top 20 shortest
Expanded from phony — top 20 shortest
Expanded from prick — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs bastard with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.