82 carved .com names from crabbed
Expanded from crabby — top 20 shortest
Expanded from cross — top 20 shortest
Expanded from fussy — top 20 shortest
Expanded from grouchy — top 20 shortest
Expanded from grumpy — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs crabbed with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.