19 carved .com names from gag
Expanded from choke — top 20 shortest
Expanded from heave — top 20 shortest
Expanded from jest — top 20 shortest
Expanded from joke — top 20 shortest
Expanded from laugh — top 20 shortest
Expanded from retch — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs gag with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.