97 carved .com names from headache
Expanded from care — top 8 shortest
Expanded from concern — top 20 shortest
Expanded from fear — top 20 shortest
Expanded from interest — top 20 shortest
Expanded from occupy — top 20 shortest
Expanded from vexation — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs headache with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.