22 carved .com names from mire
Expanded from mat — top 11 shortest
Expanded from muck — top 20 shortest
Expanded from mud — top 18 shortest
Expanded from slack — top 20 shortest
Expanded from slop — top 20 shortest
Expanded from snarl — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs mire with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.