23 carved .com names from stab
Expanded from barb — top 20 shortest
Expanded from crack — top 20 shortest
Expanded from dig — top 14 shortest
Expanded from gibe — top 20 shortest
Expanded from jab — top 20 shortest
Expanded from jabbing — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs stab with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.