62 carved .com names from stool
Expanded from bathroom — top 20 shortest
Expanded from can — top 10 shortest
Expanded from commode — top 20 shortest
Expanded from crap — top 20 shortest
Expanded from crapper — top 20 shortest
Expanded from defecate — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs stool with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.