84 carved .com names from wassail
Expanded from drink — top 20 shortest
Expanded from pledge — top 20 shortest
Expanded from racket — top 20 shortest
Expanded from salute — top 20 shortest
Expanded from toast — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs wassail with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.