14 carved .com names from event
Expanded from case — top 14 shortest
Expanded from consequence — top 20 shortest
Expanded from effect — top 20 shortest
Expanded from import — top 20 shortest
Expanded from issue — top 20 shortest
Expanded from moment — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs event with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.