49 carved .com names from sober
Expanded from drab — top 20 shortest
Expanded from dreary — top 20 shortest
Expanded from grave — top 20 shortest
Expanded from heavy — top 20 shortest
Expanded from serious — top 20 shortest
Expanded from tomb — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs sober with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.